In the third season opener, Wood (Joe Dietl) is hired to shoot a reunion calendar for Chunk Studios where he worked as a porn star in the nineties and is reunited with an old flame (Chuck Saculla). Meanwhile, Todd is approached by a lecherous talent scout and a young male model with a taste for older daddies sets his sights on Nelson.
As the Bears settle into their new house, Reggie (Rick Copp) has to break the news to Nelson that he may be starring as the host of a new true crime reality TV show and also finds his first major story to cover when word gets out about the grisly murder of Chunk Studios cover boy Cody Summers.
Reggie and Wood hit a roadblock at the local precinct when Detectives Winters and Martinez refuse to help them with their investigation of the Cody Summers murder. Meanwhile, Nelson finds inspiration for his audition as a small town southern sheriff in a low budget horror movie from the Detectives' tough talking grizzled boss Captain Frank Coley (Tim Hooper).
In the opener, roommates Nelson Dorkoff, Reggie Hatch and Wood Burns (Ben Zook, Rick Copp, Joe Dietl) wake up the morning after a blow out party at their house to find a hot young bear cub in bed with Nelson and a very dead body in their bathtub.
The bears have trouble remembering the dead guy in their bathtub from Nelson's birthday party the night before while Nelson's gorgeous young trick Hot Toddy (Ian Parks) starts acting suspicious.
A sexy detective (Chad Sanders) shows up at the house to question the bears about the body in their bathtub, and it quickly becomes clear the roommates will be suspects if J Cub’s death is ruled a homicide.
In the second season opener, the Bears attend a political fundraiser pool party for Reggie's friend from college who is running for City Council where Nelson has a run in with Todd's ex Ivan (Howard Skora), Wood hits it off with a hot party guest (George Unda), and Reggie clashes with a bitchy campaign aide (Ray Singh).
After Reggie (Rick Copp) discovers his old college chum Elliot Butler (Michael Gans) lying on the floor, shot by an unknown intruder, the police want to take him in for questioning as a suspect. Meanwhile, Nelson is convinced he’s spotted Cyril (Scott Beauchemin) at the party despite the fact he was sent to prison months ago and Wood runs into his old crush Hairy Potter (Pete Cincinnato).
After being cleared by Dectives Winters and Martinez in the murder of his friend Elliot Butler, Reggie (Rick Copp) vows to investigate the case starting with a vital clue he pocketed at the murder scene. Meanwhile, Todd (Ian Parks) moves in with the Bears.